Kept tryna get out but the cold was like "nah fam"

Had to sprint out, turn the thermostat up. Go back and wait for the room to heat. Stressful.

There's an art to losing things and I have completely mastered that art

Just spent a good 2 hours looking for a card key

At least one good thing came out of the fire... My chucks have even more "character" now

Last day in the states and I haven't packed a thing

Last day out da feds

3-1

Damn... Kanye might be able to do it in 2020 of this is possible

I ain't vote but I hope Trump is a great pres

21 21

I got a solo pitcher of beer... who am I?

Never using a bathroom that doesn't have a bidet again. Life changer

Americans smh

Throw that ass in a bircle

No lie. I hate all of you. I love all of you.

Last name Savage bitch but no I'm not Randy

Hafa adai

Travis is in all our hearts. Forever he will be miss, but never ever forgotten. We love and miss you Travis! Watch over all of us. We need u