(I'm trying to give romance(?) Advice and let me tell you I know dick and fuck about romance ok I threw up for three days, slept all the time, then woke up with an s/o idk how it happened don't take my advice seriously)

(the only 'testing' you should do on your s/o is making them take a test to see what kind of cheese they are I got Gouda thank you and goodnight)

(gonna see if this library has anything viscerally uncomfortable in the fiction section)

(found a horror book that's author won the Bram Stoker award and international horror guild award)

(first two pages greatly inspired me ...to close the book, put it back, and find another)

(who let you type this paragraph and approved it who)

(I'm a simple man. I pass out on a library couch. I drool. I wake up. I eat Salami)

(I hope Rae knows everything in that tweet actually happened including me eating lunch meats in a library)

(TW TMI???? how come I break every *** I find huh? I just want * **** *** and they just break like twigs huh why is it so hard why what)

(I also have Another One Bites The Dust stuck in my head so that's really not helping)

(...I keep hearing hooting but it's like 3:10 pm? It's either an owl or a really weird pigeon)

(Guy walking into the library and setting a bag down on the table: Do you have any books on the occult? Me, sitting at the table and minding my own business: )

(Doing some vent art and its coming out v nicely so far)

(I guess I'm piss man now)

(I'm very confused yet glad yet ???? And I will not reveal what about here but UUUMMM)

(I'm gonna cry and dissociate but idk if good or bad I'm just very ???!?!!!?!!!!?! Right now)

(sorry I haven't been on/rping I've just been busy worrying about a potential job so 🤪🤪🤪🤪)

(Still not the greatest to rp but small interactions might be ok)

(Im a classy bitch. I know how to get them wet in dms. Always.)

(Made a horror oc Destroying Angel And first person to correctly guess what my pin is referencing receives cursed knowledge!)