It's so underrated to be with a woman that you can tell you just plugged the toilet in the bathroom at the cocktail bar

Gonna do this to Krazy Kev

Payton is hitting the Kash Patel eyes

Is the cameraman okay? 😭

I am going to fucking die y'all

I love Canada 🇨🇦 #UFCVancouver

You ever had an Apex glizzy? Didn’t think so, that’s why you wouldn’t understand.

"Hello sexy buddy. I pretty white woman. I am not Indian man scamming for Crypto wallet passwords. Please click this link for me giant bobbies"

Brings me so much joy to let you all know that someone was finally able to successfully recreate the cop slide video

I lied to this sweet lady 🤣 But then I redeemed myself

The "both sides are bad" crowd still trying to equate literal Nazi, fascist, pedophiles to Kamala being a classic full-of-shit politician

Vancouver thingsssss

Me at the Bench Burner Sports meet up after 13 Coors Banquets and hitting a keef-only bong rip

I've been a UFC fan for 22 years, love Max, and plan on putting my kids in combat sports early.... But this is fucking lame and creepy in ways words cannot express. Oh my god wtf

Every time i see my follower count go up (I'm a vain, political, and socialistic borderline-homosexual)

The biggest fight in WMMA history is happening next month lil buddy

Not flexing. Didn't know I was being photographed I'm so proud of the work I've put into myself 🙏 I have no genetic gifts

The Yellow Plumed DeRidder will pump itself out, inflating its exoskeleton as a warning sign to possible threats. What then follows can only be described as a vicious flurry of knees down a pipe.