He's gotten more handsome at an exponential rate

Opening any NBA player’s instagram comments and seeing dudes who lost their parlays threatening their lives

Why is this guy always yelling. Like every tweet he posts is just loud asf

Franz bro plz be ok bro

When ur mad but ur 5’1

Supplies of O- blood (the type given to shooting victims) in NSW were already low today. After the mass casualty incident in Bondi these supplies will drop further. If you have O- blood type, please make a donation tomorrow!

BREAKING NEWS: Dimitar Berbatov Just Got a 55 Minute Standing Ovation From Me in My Bedroom For Doing Whatever This Is

Now that my hair is long and all I wear are jeans and hoodies and t-shirts I just feel like a little horse all the time. Or perhaps a pony…

In Hanoi and feeling suspicious of every white man I see as if I’m not literally Australian myself

When ur mad but ur 5’1

This sore throat has me sounding like rfk jr I cannot go outside speaking like this man

Israeli who was in the year below me in high school has moved back to Tel Aviv to work for what seems to be the Service NSW equivalent within the IDF. Ok!

Generational poster tbh

🚨Is he allowed to do all this inside of a bar

Merry Christmas from me and my mother’s Francis Ford Coppola wine wreath

This Christmas Santa gave to me Azithromycin, amoxicillin, desloratadine and codeine 🎄🎄🎄

Dorgu

Wedding I’m attending was going swimmingly until they found out the groom forgot to bring the rings

Being sick when you’re grown as fuck is so embarrassing. When you’re a child everybody is like awww get better soon kiddo. Now it’s like grow a pair you fucking pussy what do you mean you have pneumonia