good afternoon ONLY to the middle aged man who rang up my items at the Walgreens down the street and told me all the Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth “flowers” music video tea

Me: man I wish I could read lips My boyfriend: he just said “we have a loving relationship” since when does this man READ LIPS??? 😂 #TheBachelor

If you were wondering how I’ve been doing, I just cried watching the Lizzie McGuire movie

my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune in it. which makes it just a cookie.

me on the mic: I can’t get this song out of my head me: miserably messes up the song

how do I get into the industry that composes the little jingles that the dryer plays when your clothes are done drying?

y’all tryna find someone with a boat to hangout with while I’m just tryna find a store nearby that has a ninja creami in stock

normalize using bachelorette party favors in public unironically

one thing about me is I’m gonna drive home from the gym with the air conditioning off and the windows up. I’m gonna use my car as a free sauna in the summer.

trolls don’t realize that when they leave 10 hateful comments on your one video, they boost your video for free and get it more traction :-)

i’ve entered my charcuterie board era and will be changing my alias to tory graze

ordered pants on amazon 🤝 personally attacked by the tag on the pocket

Kris: I don’t mind when the dogs bark sometimes because, you know, they’ve got to have their voice too. #letthedogsspeak 🐶🗣️

my boyfriends green flag is that he tells me he loves me before hanging up the phone even when he’s sitting in the driveway about to walk inside

what do i. want to be for halloween? smooched. cuddled. and cherished

the amount of times I’ve accidentally reposted embarrassing shit I didn’t even watch on tiktok bc I fell asleep scrolling my fyp 💀

it’s 1AM and my boyfriend and I are practicing how to say “side of shrimp” in Spanish for the next time we dine at our favorite Mexican restaurant

My favorite thing about Nashville is the live music literally everywhere. Heard this amazing artist and she won me over with her beautiful cover of #downbad Tory Grace Taylor Swift