Explain it to me as if I were a child.... go ahead, sickos...

This might be the saddest, most pathetic shit anyone has ever posted on social media.

HOW FUKING DARE YOU BE COMFORTABLE EVER IN YOUR LIFE!!!!! Without even looking at the profile, there's a 100% chance this dork is MAGA to the fullest.

It's all a game. Evenlife itself. What's sad is people like Stooge taking this shit so seriously. You need help, homie.

Can't remember a single Zaruca tag team match... but sure. Tag team of the year in #WWENXT 🙄

Funny how just 5 years ago, at 50, you mind-numbing, brainless dorks were salivating over Jericho.

When you order Dirty Dom from TEMU, it comes with Tony Khan's dick in its mouth.

PEOPLE wouldn't give a damn if two AEW wrestlers got married. That's levels to this, buddy. Tony is on the first floor while Trips is living it up in the penthouse.

Imagine using Lexis King as your evidence to say Tony didn't fumble anyone. Not Starks, not Aleistar Black, not CM Punk....Oh, those three wouldn't fit the narrative in the slightest. Nevermind.

It's not even a tweet about wrestling and this Mf is still stealing other people's shit. Gotta be the most BORING human being on the planet.

This dumb bastard is using photos from a decade ago to try and slam WWE in 2026. What a pathetic life they must lead.

Man, this Tony loving dweeb is the saddest mfr on this app.

Here's how Cody Rhodes vs. Drew McIntyre will go... Drew wins the first fall, and then Michael Cole reminds us for the next 27 minutes that Cody has to win two in a row.... which he will. 🥱 #Smackdown

MAGA will complain about anything, even if they don't even know what they're complaining about. #StrangerThings5

🤦‍♂️This #AEW dude has a god damn dildo strapped to his chest... jfc.

How many people are on the #AEW roster that you never even see? But sure, WWE is the cult... dork.

This dipshit has been crying about Nakamura for the past 24 hours. Someone phone his mum to go down to the basement to check on him.

If Chris Jericho shows up on #WWERaw tonight, rest assured, I'll be turning it off and going to bed. Fack that asshat.

That match just completely took Maxine back to diva status. It's almost like she suddenly forgot EVERYTHING she learned in Nattie's dungeon. #WWERaw

Vince Russo is officially in the "find out" stage. He loves to run his mouth, and Triple H just said "checkmate" and took his juggalo champion.