Holy shit, I've been a professional software developer for 20 years this month. Over 30 years if you take the "professional" off the name. Not sure whether to feel good, old, proud, tired, etc... Probably will go with all of the above.

My wife got a piano for free. I don't know how to play. First thing I taught myself? "Still Dre" because I'm a grown up.

Ummm... Jira can literally do all those things and does in our environment. Get a better sys admin.

Feeling the urge to build a RetroPie full size arcade box at home. Problem is I'm a total dunce with manual assembly. Anyone done it before?

3D platforming speedruns like this are so damn impressive!

If it wasn't for users, my software would be perfect.

10YO me spent the most time with them BASIC programming cartridge

There's nothing I love more in software engineering than removing code.

Anyone got first hand suggestions on a gaming keyboard that isn't overpriced glowing garbage? Want consistent, fast responsiveness. No other frills necessary.

How much is New York paying this ref?! #houndstahn

Sweet baby Jesus, can everyone responsible for a code editor please just agree on a keyboard shortcut for commenting/uncommenting code?! I'm a "CMD+/" man myself.

Where's the setting in Youtube that tells them I literally never want to watch a music video or some random Youtubers baby announcement?

I keep almost buying Slay The Spire, but I'm not a huge fan of card-based video games, despite being a former Magic player. Any thoughts?

Startup and small company software development is all about iteration, strong communication loops, and keeping your birds to stones murder ratio as high as possible.

First date in way too long with my girl

I haven't watched a Marvel movie or show since Civil War. Other than Deadpool 3, the only thing that will get me interested in the MCU again would be bringing Snipe's Blade or Bernthal's Punisher (Cosmic Ghost Rider?) in.

What's your favorite song from the Zelda series and why is it Gerudo Valley from OoT?

Technology is amazing for education my children. I said to my phone "show me a video of the Curly shuffle" and sure enough it took me directly to a YouTube video of it and now my kids are ready to take on the world.

Despite never having seen any of the Transformers movies, playing a remixed "Juicy" got me to watch the whole trailer for "Rise of the Beasts". Well played ad department.

The difference between a “developer” and a “senior developer” is about 10,000 mistakes