Very pumped to work with the amazing ToneDen team. 🥳

Really phoning in the potty reward sticker sheet these days...

As if 2020 wasn’t stressful enough, we find ourselves needing to sell our 1bd/1ba Williamsburg apartment, and we had a disingenuous buyer waste three weeks of our time. If you or a friend might be interested, let me know 🙏

Netflix Kids’ algorithm really digs the screaming old man. The kid’s love it!

My cat barfed on my laptop and yep, I think I’m officially done with wfh

being cc'd on work email threads between two automated messages:

“You have a buttcrack, papa?” - my 3 year old at 5 am

“Go away in a deep dark ocean,” my poetically profound 3 year old shouts at me

I'll take 'Dystopian Sentences' for 500, not Mike Richards. #BigBrainAcademy

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It’s been an absolute blast working with Dan Mall and @CrystalVitelli on our new design system experience.

Every time a Nicki Minaj song comes on, I’m reminded of the time Eli Horne destroyed my fabric of reality by telling me how she sounds exactly like the ringtone crazy frog: m.youtube.com/watch?v=rnrnGX…

My 4 year old insists on wearing socks to bed like an absolute serial killer.

My brain the first day back at work after holiday vacation: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pIlPLw…