Sorry Stacey. I can't Tweet right now I'm busy in a Guys Dirty Hole.

Biggest twist since Sixth Sense this 😂😂

Everyone is all Root this, Kohli that. Williamson, Smith blah blah blah... Gus Atkinson is the best batsman in the World 🌎

Gotta feel sorry for Ben Duckett, who can't queue for Oasis tickets because he has to bat at 11am

Right. Now it's calmed down a bit See Tickets gigsandtours You never really HAD any tickets did you? Come on. I won't tell.

Even the graffiti in Clapham is middle class...

You thought Ticketmaster was stressful? Have you ever had to wait to see if your local kebab house will accept your online order? I feel like Jack Bauer

Chester would approve ❤️

Playing the new LINKIN PARK track on Radio X in a bit. Can't jeffing wait.

Trent Alexander-Arnold.

I'm now a Swiftie Can she restart the Eras tour so I can go and see my new favourite artist?

Live music > everything theteskeybrothers ❤️

"We are Britain's future!" shouts Anne Widdicombe who is... * checks notes * 77 years old in a couple of weeks

Now that you've got a RAJAR diary, Paul Have I ever mentioned how excellent you are? Have you lost weight? Has your penis grown? I think it has.

I'm lucky enough to go to loads of gigs And this would comfortably be the shittest gig I've ever seen And I once saw Toploader in Milton Keynes

Cricket against the Aussies, loads of football and then a great card in the boxing later If Carlsberg did Saturday's... ❤️⚽️🏏🥊

Does AJ fight again? All the talk will be about AJ of course but it should really be about Dubois He was superb. Picked his shots perfectly, admittedly against non-existent defence.

What a game. What a game. Arsenal were superb. FOOTBALL SPORT FUCK ❤️❤️❤️