This is the most satisfying news you’ll hear today ! Do you remember when a group of boys, strangers to each other, formed a human chain to save a dog from fast flowing water? Today, local authorities unveiled a “Unity Statue” at the same place to celebrate human unity.

It’s clips like this that completely shatter red-pill man-o-sphere rhetoric for me. From both sides of this interaction, THIS is what it means to be a man. John Cena (having been diagnosed with skin cancer twice himself) meeting this fan’s vulnerability with kindness and grace.

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

The most perfectly timed video of all time

Yes ! FUCKIN YES!

Every night human beings go to sleep, lose all sense of their known reality, plunge into an abstract hyper-dimensional realm of infinite experience where time collapses, all moments instantly manifest, and then they wake up and just go about their day.

I’m begging you to watch the part where Pete puts his hand on the imaginary “throttle” and says “as long as it’s hard as is necessary” and watch Trump raise his eyebrows LMAO

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE!

Guitar hero really does need to make a comeback i used to be able to pull girls by saying do you want to come over and watch me be good at guitar hero and get McDonald’s and do weed

by adulthood every American should be able to make a cheeseburger at or surpassing restaurant quality at home

That means he planned to deport you by the way.

ever try to help someone with directions but you end up ruining their life

This is less embarrassing to me than the people who create an AI boyfriend/girlfriend

We really barreled straight into the Verhoeven future

They need to put clothes on these things. Disgusting that they flaunt their naked metal form at the White House. Who do they think they are? Put a tie on that thing at least.

Turns out my inability to remember anyone’s birthdays, names or important life events isn’t because of spending the entire pandemic half-cooked, it’s just because I’m an ‘asshole’.

Official statement re: Dan Bongino