Watching #Bridesmaids with the cutest #Jew I know, Hannah Goldstein. Be impressed and jealous at the same time. Or don't be, that's cool too lol.

I have absolutely no clue why there are different colored M & M's. #wtf #theyalltasteidentical

Watching preseason football is like listening to a girl talk about her day...boring and pointless, but you're desperate for some action.

Been searching all day for a "#237 Grad" balloon.. All they have are "#1 Grad" balloons. Pretentious bastards. #graduation #2014

Bridgewater looks like a 12 year old boy. #DraftDay2014 #draft

By the end of this draft, all of America will know every square inch of Manziel's face. #draft #DraftDay2014

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who never murdered their kids despite the many reasons & opportunities presented to them over the years.

I obtained the letter Dan Bilzerian’s lawyer sent the porn star whose foot Dan broke by throwing her off a roof: ow.ly/wRuL7

Taco Bell leftovers are nearly impossible to revive and that hurts. #FirstWorldProblems #fatboy

Just saw some woman pull over and throw up and It's not even 5 pm. Memorial Day is too real. #MDW2014 #turndownforwhat

#outback

I won an 8 Ball Pool match - I'm pretty much unbeatable. Play me now! 8bp.co/KFWOCB

I love my baby sister more than anything in the world ! She is so beautiful and so caring 😍

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Will Grier on the bench like

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