HUH?????

Its Thursday, you're showing up with a Big dick and a lot of kindness.....like a Velvet Hammer!

If your boyfriend doesn’t cry watching The Notebook end it immediately

$TaylorNabb 🏹🏹🏹

Idol

Ngl it’s cold out. But I expected -15 with wind chill to feel way worse

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

no fucking way lmao

Slurs??????? Or do you mean medical terminology?

I miss being a tweeter

Fun fact: In a single flight Bill Gates' private jet emits more carbon than your car during your entire lifetime.

Alex Jones: Hollywood is one big satanic sex cult. Hollywood: He’s a conspiracy theorist. Also Hollywood:

This is my finest work – please add to gravestone along with “invented car fart”

Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated

All I do is bitch and drink coffee then I’m positive for the rest of the day

Kamala is quite literally a communist. She wants not merely equal opportunity, but equal outcomes.

The hostility Robert F. Kennedy Jr experienced at his hearing was directly proportional to how much Pharma money each Senator received. In fact, each of them simply repeated the same attacks we just saw flood the mass media (all of which were blatant lies). 🧵