i have never once in my life been sick of looking at margot robbie

i want to be a Zamboni driver when i grow up

me literally any day of summer

lobotomy weather

as someone who will not go anywhere in the rain, i’m driving 45 minutes for a king cake in the rain

someone forgot to tell the weather about dry january 😤

mardi gras was the longest year of my life

violently hungover 0 stars

if i put myself in rice would it fix me

Not getting my proper alone time is so detrimental to my mental health. I need days where nobody is saying a word to me about anything

knowing that some people have to wake up as themselves every day is a worse punishment than anything petty i can say or do

so this is what it feels like to not be in a constant state of fight or flight i like it here

Born to be a lover girl forced to be emotionally unavailable bc you people are scary

Teach your daughters that having a voice is way more important than being nice.

this one

always gonna be the villain in someone’s story

we did not appreciate having an abundance of froyo shops on the coast enough

i wanna know what the FUCK noah was thinking when he put roaches and swarming termites on the god damn ark!