my toxic trait is 2hrs before departure and not having a single article of clothing packed

drunk as fuck in vegas and someone at the clerb told me i dance like im from the bay……. ITS OFFICIAL. I HAVE ASSIMILATED. I AM A BAY AREA THOT NOW 🫡 408 REPRESENT

i forgot to wear my apple watch today and now i keep raising my empty wrist up like an idiot at work 🙂

very pleased to announce that i will no longer be the bigger person and instead will be choosing violence at every opportunity i get

porter robinson

imagine being old asf opening up snapchat seeing “56 years ago today…” and it’s just you blackout drunk

bitch i just remembered i was rly out here drawing diagrams to teach emily about fetal biometry on ultrasound… IN THE FUCKING CLUB LMAO

discovered my first drug allergy and it’s to percocets LOL couldn’t be a drug addict even if i tried 😩

someone need to tell southwest that we don’t care if one way is $49 if the other way is gonna be $400

the one time my RBF came in clutch: no one sat next to me on the flight 🥰

so many of my problems would be solved if i drank more water…. and my bitch ass still can’t 😔

im such a mask police at work like i wasn’t maskless at a festival sharing a water bottle with 7 other people LMAO

the TSA agent really said “happy holidays! have a nice day and good luck” 😭

i haven’t tweeted all year but im here to ask: send ur weekend 1 sunday coachella tix my way friends!!!!

I love when my work moms and aunties like my hoe ass pics on instagram like thank you for understanding that I am a thot outside of these scrubs

punching the air rn

i am so upset at weekend 1 still 😔

heartbreak sucks but what hurts more is when Delta forces you to check your rimowa while there’s so many overhead bins open still 💔

we have reached the age where we send physical holiday cards to each other