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T.J. Leeper

@tjleeper41

Former athlete @queens_football, professional gas passer, world’s okayest father. Opinions are the ones beamed into my brain by the MLB.

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If you’re hesitant about getting vaccinated you should probably start masking up MORE to prevent the vaccine from getting into your body through your respiratory system.

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Had to double check my son’s language development, thankfully my mother wrote the book on child language development. No, really.

Had to double check my son’s language development, thankfully my mother wrote the book on child language development.  No, really.
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People are saying Pfizer and moderna are like coke and Pepsi. So I guess my question is, which one has the better diet version? I often find the real one too sweet.

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People are waiting on the housing market to go down. I’m here banking on the dog market to bottom out. Get a pre-trained with all the bells and whistles at rock bottom prices.

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I’ve heard quite enough about the retroperitoneum, someone get me an updated peritoneum. I don’t care if “retro is in”.

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In the midst of this ongoing crisis I feel As a medical expert it is my duty to speak out. Don’t try to walk on milk crates.

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I fully support vaccines and the implementation of vaccine passports but I can empathize with the anti-vax protesters outside my hospital. Especially the guy holding the sign that read: “Vaccines are important, Freedom is importanter”

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Tough choice ahead of me tomorrow as Queen's Football faces UWO in the #yatescup. I did my Med school/residency/fellowship at Western and I’m an assistant professor here now. Still I can’t decide if I should wear my Queen’s jersey or my Queen’s hoodie tomorrow.

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I love when Gandalf finds out the magic ring Bilbo has is the one ring and he's like oh fuck no way. It must be like finding out a dog you know has gotten possession of an ICBM.

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We tossed new #SeaKraken investor, @moneylynch, the keys to the zamboni and let's just say he went full Beast Mode on the ice! 😂

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Now that Elon musk owns twitter I can finally say what I want without fear of being cancelled…… I like pineapple on my pizza.

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Doesn’t matter if you’re 1000km away, when Queen's Football equipment manager wants his kit back you have to listen. Tom Hopkins never forgot about these PEC shirts.

Doesn’t matter if you’re 1000km away, when <a href="/Queens_Football/">Queen's Football</a> equipment manager wants his kit back you have to listen. Tom Hopkins never forgot about these PEC shirts.
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I was today years old when I found out I share the same birthday as Cody Rigsby needless to say I’ll be riding in his birthday class later.

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The funny thing about a men’s hockey league is you can borrow any of a dozen bottles of body wash. Good luck finding any shampoo or conditioner though.

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If I call the Scotiabank phone number everyday for a year and get the same “we are experiencing higher than normal call volumes” message, is that false advertising? Or are they using the time before phones were invented to bring down their average?