Heart attack in a bun.

Looks and sounds like a beaten man. Wouldn’t surprise me if Burnley landed the knockout blow

Biscuit wrists.

All jokes aside, Ole should come back to Old Trafford. But only to do the half-time tombola in the Manchester Suite.

👏 well done Worcestershire CCC

The stars are aligning…

Henderson again 🥴

And sometimes less is more, mate. He really doesn’t know when to zip it.

VAR wrecking another game you say…

It can’t get any worse can it…

Channeling the same look…

That’s a fabulous win against really tough opponents. So happy for the lads 👏

🙌 🍐 🍐 🍐

😆

Ten Hag already binned off by Leverkusen…

Hmmm. This feels like a big punt - would much rather have got in an experienced keeper like Martinez.

He’ll certainly look like he’s frozen…

I imagine this is the football version of when you call Sky to tell them that you’re leaving because you don’t like the service anymore and you end the call with 24 months of full fibre broadband, Sky Cinema, Sky Sports and a Sky Glass TV.

Dear Lord, what on earth is the BBC doing asking this sort of question - and why oh why does the Home Secretary feel so desperately compelled to convince us she’s got a flag fetish 🤦‍♂️