SHE TRIED TO TELL ALL OF YOU ABOUT THAT MAGICAL ASS ACTIVIA YOGURT AND LOOK AT HER NOW... A TIMELESS BEAUTY

“these are my keys, there’s a little fish on there, his name’s dave, he’s a shithead” -chris roscioli

IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

anemic bitches rise up.. not too fast tho y’all might get light headed

If you’re a girl and you don’t have a group of guy friends that roast you 24/7 I feel bad for you bc them mfs made my skin thick as hell. Ain’t no one telling me something i havent already heard from those assholes

hickory dickory dock the mouth went up the cock the cock struck tongue the mouth went down hickory dickory dock

this week was worse than the pumpkin famine of 1977

Does this stuff thy turkey

US: FYI I Wanna F Your A Canada: FYI I Wanna F You, Eh?

EVERY👏DAY👏IS👏LEG👏DAY👏

My #MetGala look put everyone else to shame 👋 not sorry about it

a checklist of a couple questions i like to ponder to myself before going to bed each night

tyler jøseph your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus