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I Never Got to the Bottom of Why You Gave Up

The ugliest couples fuck the most which tells all you need to know about the low bestie value of sex

My wish for a language learning app is one that focuses on the language im currently learning but will throw in stuff from languages ive studied in the past hc like I feel like when im focusing on chinese my russian is getting worse and so on

Happy valentine's dat I wanna go back to the south and settle down with so.e broad and have like seven kids

That job i had for a couple days sent me a "draft paycheck" which is emphatically not a real thing

I once accidentally got someone i was hanging out with banned from a major store and interviewed by pigs bc I accidentally gave them a very bad fake 100 that I kept just for insufflation but that person turned out to be a rapist so it's for the best

valentines tax paid

The valentines tax can also be paid at $fakekaty on cashapp

That being said, the official relics of st valentine are actually in dublin bc and irish priest basically just gave such a good sermon that the pope gave them to him

I met a couple hiding under my favorite bridge to smoke ice thays called valentin3s day

The whole going to mormon church thing has gotten increasingly unironic which i will acknowledge makes little sense

I've realized I've always been Linda of intuively hostile to genuine displays of emotipn because it is usually a performance to some degree when I display emotion but of come around to liking the idea of people genuinely feeling that much

Idk fif this is just the translation im reading but socrates is so much meaner in gorgias than the rest of platos work and im all here for it

"Our man in houston reports that the Thatoani of Mexico has been receiving visits from the Kremlin, requesting funds to support Apache rebels"

Debate rages in Havanna over proposal to allow regional parliament in her northern territories, based in Tampa. "To ensure equality with our brothers on the island. We demand autonomy for local matters" a proponent declared