Thank god. Need to keep the lower leagues going! #PremierLeague

UK definitely missed a trick by not giving it to him first

Bet he’s having a great time around Coventry

Is this a story? #greatjournalismrighthere

Those guys have such a great story for the grandchildren. Imagine there awe when they say Tom cruise once told me I was destroying the f******g industry 😂😂😂😂

Donner! 😂😂😂

Such a tiny body

I wonder who is buzz lightyear in the uk government #delusional

Jools Holland using the piano for the 2m rule is the best thing in 2020 #Hootenanny

Here comes lockdown 3

Anyone notice that the Twitter CEO looks a bit like Jack Whitehall after being stranded on an island. #twitter

To make blue Monday happier try listening to classic music whilst watching music videos so dramatic #happyaccident one I think you would like Greg James

The hangover that England is going to have on the 22nd of June will be crazy. Never mind toilet roll we are definitely going to run out of paracetamol #covid #Lockdown4

Who liked the swear warning and more importantly have you shared it? #PassThePod #BadPodBadPodBadPodcast

The pigeon story on that Peter Crouch podcast had me in stitches 5 That poor pigeon #thatpetercrouchpodcast #passthepod

Can’t wait for the country to unite in a sarcastic slow clap on Thursday because the government can’t give them a decent pay rise #NHS #givethemapayrise #sarcasmatitsbest

It’s actually made me sick to my stomach all day that these men who have given all they have to the country have had to deal with racist pricks. It’s vile. They’re heroes and are being rightly celebrated by those with a brain.

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