I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I bought a cake. 🎂. #HBDMitchHedberg

Gotta love a game that lets you name your character anything. #Avowed

I'm just a guy asking for $500k so I can retire at 40...is that so much to ask?!

Just would like to announce publicly that I have put away our snowblower for the season. In unrelated news: Everyone around us should prepare for a blizzard within the next couple weeks.

The Shield is legit a Top 5 TV show for me. Was hooked from the 1st episode and have re-watched it probably 10 times. I could talk at length about every character and storyline, but I'll just say that Walton Goggins was cemented in my mind as quite the talent a long time ago.

Seriously, in less than 24 hours, that video has more views than anything we’ve ever posted on Instagram. The Daft Punk and Tron: Legacy folks have opinions!

You ever just have a day when the whole year has been bad vibes? No? Just everyone everywhere? Good to know.

Sorry to be vague, but please realize that the dumbest, yet richest people are probably in charge of the thing you like most. They will inevitably screw it up in ways you never thought possible.

Almost forgot to have my breakfast. Still counts, right?

To the point in my life when the prospect of getting fired is more of relief than a worry.

$16 for the worst chicken Caesar salad I’ve ever had, but I eat it begrudgingly because #traveling!!

Can we please stop with the unsolicited offers in the mail to buy our house and now our cars?!? We got a card in the mail asking to buy Betsy Gorham’s car (knowing the make, model and year) from a dealer we didn’t buy it from. So now car dealers are selling our info now? *groan*

The coyote finally looked down. Today - after 14 years - I was let go from my job. Short version: the industry is in a bad way and my numbers took a hit. Simple as that. I'm not surprised and I have good and bad feelings about it. I'll be ok, but it's just gonna suck for a while.

Unemployment has done weird things to me.

Clearly what more podcasts need is a 40-year-old straight white man’s opinion. That being said, I’m currently unemployed so let’s just say I’ve got the time. Hit us up!

Can I just say…the slop that these resume building sites spit out when you’re having it write a cover letter for you is downright embarrassing.

Network is one of the best movies we’ve covered on our show and it was a joy to pick it for my revised Best Picture winner on The Revisionist's Almanac 🎥🎞️🍿’s 1976 episode.

In a few minutes I'll probably think of 5 other movies I could replace on this list, but I still think it encapsulates my tastes pretty well.