Nice snag! #Cubs

Whwn can I get this on a New Era Cap 39Thirty?

I'm so far behind on podcasts WTF won't end for me until next year sometime. I have like 20 in the queue

A racehorse: oh my God, I have to take a regular piss.

I've made 250 calls to my reps - join me at 5calls.org

Am I weird for not having a parasocial relationship with the author of the daily emails I read? Sometimes they're like "Hey! It's Andrew taking over while Sherri's on vacation. Don't worry I'll take good care of you this week and you can expect the same great info 😜"

Turning the furnace on for the first time. My bank account:

Man I was just about to sub to Actually HBO Max. Here's hoping #TheChairCompany gets a physical release.

I hate to give him ideas but the fact that he's not selling official White House bricks is honestly shocking.

Oh my God they can't tell him he took a dementia test but they also can't tell him to stop bragging about his dementia test.

Why didn't England try telling everyone the Epstein files don't exist and if they did Andrew's name is no where in them but the British equivalent of Bill Clinton's name is all over them?

Hooray for the no more wars president starting another war

I thought when Cheney died the memes would be 🔥 but they are mostly non existent. We used to be a proper country.

Well, you, Winsome, you lose some.

I've seen enough: Andy Richter is projected to win Dancing with the Stars

Subverting the will of voters and the GOP. Name a more iconic duo

The Internet has positively ruined my brain.

It's only Thursday and I don't know why but I think we're in for another fun weekend of memes.

It's wild how much this dude wants Americans to suffer. Actively cruel.