Never been so excited to see someone voted out of office. Don't panic if we don't know the results tonight; they had to move The Bachelorette to Thursday because of some political thing.

Does anyone know any good John King / "Don't Stop Me Now" mash-up videos?

my thumb has been hovering over the tweet button for 3 days now please hurry and declare a winner I just want to be the first one to tweet “No Trump, YOU’RE fired”

.@donaldjtrumpjr speaks at Save America rally: "This gathering should send a message to them. This isn't their Republican Party anymore. This is Donald Trump's Republican Party."

"You did it without burning down buildings. You did without ripping down churches. Without looting. I didn't know that that was possible." Speeches that aged poorly.

Am I the only one confused about why so many straight, white, old men are clamoring for Hasbro to attach a huge potato schlong onto a kid's toy?

Say it, Meghan. Say it was the Queen.

I will make you a promise/ And always fall short/ Like when #NPRpoetry said I had 140 characters to write a poem but neglected to mention the 10 characters their hashtag eats up, not to mention the space or return for a consistent look and feel/ Fa la la #NPRpoetry

I love you Like a Phoebe Bridgers "Punisher" vinyl variant Which reminds me Can you pick up the check I overdrew my bank account On a cotton candy swirl Phoebe Bridgers "Punisher" vinyl variant #NPRPoetry

Smash me Like a Danelectro guitar On a Saturday Night Live monitor I will not bend I will not break I will not even mention The early pyrotechnics Throw me in a case And let's try again Next time I will try to be who you want #NPRPoetry

I am a Star Trek Flea market Action figure set Unaware That Kirk and Picard Were not part of the same crew #NPRPoetry

Not even the worst nightmare Has power over you When it's 3:00 AM And your cat is throwing up on your bed #NPRPoetry

Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.

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Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.