Quiches are done, home stretch now. Guests here in 30 mins…

Some work days are better than others… #bartecbug

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Why are jump leads too short?

Slammed in the lamb…

Say what you like about the King’s coronation, but it’s a great opportunity for us to remind the world of our unrivalled good taste and automotive innovation.

It’s nearly time for Manjit's Kitchen and Bar ! Just waiting for Mrs H to get her glad rags on…

Sometimes my dog just totally echoes my mood. Not much getting done today.

In today’s episode of “Look, they are just like us really” we expose how our Royal Family are now sitting on chairs more than once. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-654471…

Surely he no longer wields such power?

My claim has been ignored by the pet insurance company for weeks & I have just looked at referring it the ombudsman. It seems the company has 8 weeks to reply to my complaint before they will consider it. Then it will take them 6 months to even process the complaint.

Today I should be in New York. Instead of the smog I’m here, day off, Comfortably Numb quietly playing under the birdsong. No other humans around. Winning.

John Lewis was a bastion of good service and reliability. What happened? Pre-10:30 delivery hasn't shown up. LIve Chat puts me in a queue. Page after page of crap just to get an email form. All reasons to use them (price guarantee, service) are evaporating John Lewis & Partners Customer Service

ParentPay 2 factor authentication is pretty hopeless. If you can’t find your 2FA device you can just request to turn off 2FA from the login screen!

The trouble with public transport in Leeds is that it’s slow, only comes every 15 minutes and is powered by old fashioned diesel. No WiFi but at least it’s contactless…

Government and finance sector continuing to normalise “pay rises are causing inflation” line. I’m an employer. We set pay based on availability of staff and current inflation. We don’t raise pay because we feel like it. Pay is the symptom of cost of living and shortage of staff

It’s always the longest day if you Visit Wakefield™

If your are facing the choice of eating or avoiding repossession, having to extend your mortage another decade or simply resigned to living with your parents forever - just hold your nerve…