"Dragon women ....." 🥰....."alright im going to sleep"

"I haven't received any contracts in ages. Ugh. 🙄"

👁👁

Casts charm

Throws bottle

"Symbiotes are sick af "

"I gave some piltovian institution 10,000 gold and then they looked at me like I was insane. Well, yes. I kinda am. But that's beside the point. Sorry I just found your research fascinating and wanted to help out with gold 🙄🙄🙄"

"....need....gf......so....sleep...no......lonely......"

"Ever had your friend get possessed by an ancient evil artifact and now they're destroying a town ? ....No? ....yeah....me neither!"

"Someone stabbed me today thinking it'd actually do something "

"FIREBALL !!!"

"Heartseeker day tomorrow....."

"Ooooo you wanna fall in love with me oooooooooo"

"No one's given me chocolate so im gonna snap some poor unfortunate (morelikelyezreal) from existence "

"Im done asking. You WILL become my partner "

"Maybe I should just give in to corruption and become an evil overlord and rule this world 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔"

"Meow "