every 6 months or so i get real drunk on my own and watch a buncha foo fighters music videos online alone and it is truly awesome

017: 4001 W Montrose Caller says there's a Pitbull on the roof of the TMobile #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

Anyone else getting really weird recommended playlists lately?

I bet my wife last week that I could guess our daughter's new social security number. She said I was an idiot. I guessed 479-34-3212. Today it arrived and it was actually 481-25-6871. I came so close! Who's the idiot now?

S Craig Zahler logging into Goodreads in the middle of the night frantically smashing 4 stars on the second newest Dilbert

Tom Waits

I’d bet big bucks that I’d someone did a study on cheeseburger eaters vs hot dogs eaters they would find a world of disturbing data on how much worse a hot dog eater’s life is than a burger eater’s

30 years ago today, Babe Ruth came out of the closet.

Top half of an alien corpse - again, this is happening live in Mexican Congress.

Always an unfortunate look

There should be movie showtimes at 9am I would go to an 9am movie yes I would and then I would go home at 1030am and have peanut butter on toast and Greek yogurt and a few tangerines that's just me though

I love to just sit at home and watch Tubi.

Cheryl Henry Saw your reply. Just want you to know I’ve never told anybody not to make eye contact with me. That is just ridiculous. And the next time you see me please look straight into my eyes.

As the year winds down and we reflect on all the missed opportunities throughout 2024, we should also take time to celebrate some of life's little victories.

FOR THE WIN.

Bob Dylan - Ballad of a Thin Man (Official Audio) - YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=we37yX…

Tom Cruise calling out fan for finishing their popcorn before the movie starts lol

Happy Father's Day to everyone even Arod psyche just kidding everyone but Arod