They’re charging $35, the air in here better smell *amazing*

why are you, as a grown man, under 200lbs?

To celebrate the release of the new region, my #peakgame clip compilation is now up on my Youtube! Huge shoutout to viksworth and Tim for letting me borrow clips, and for being the funniest parts of this video!

This should be bigger news. The courts have upheld our right to bear parms. We can use buns to defend ourselves against tyranny. Go ham on your oppressors.

i go to the movies alone like every week so fuck you if you say it’s weird

Great experience at da movies.

twitter loves putting a qrt or reply to a deleted post on your feed

This is what I watch every year on Christmas 🎅🏻🎄🕯️

I wonder if the Musk fanboys who credit him as the genius behind Tesla and Space X will include the CSAM Machine in his résumé

I guess I'm ignorant towards foreign policy because I really didn't know you can just fly into a sovereign nation and steal it's president.

I would probably ignore the “take 15 years to make the next season lol.” note too.

Beast mode

Just tear up the bill of rights at this point. Fucking animals.

we are in hell

Do you think she fw 41 year old ugly guys who are decent at Balatro

Trump's burned through FIVE YEARS worth of Tomahawk inventory in THREE DAYS, so naturally, the Pentagon will just ask Congress to light another FIFTY BILLION on fire and not one person in the media will ask "how will we pay for it?"

Let’s all Boycott Fortnite on the 19th! Especially those of us who are medium to high skill level and play Zero Builds on the NA East servers between the hours of 6 and 9PM CST! Our voices matter!

It’s His day

S h e e e e e e e e e - i t !