2023’s version of y/n reading a book at a one direction show is not taking a single video and making persistent attempts at eye contact with hozier

why are the artist messages so awful? what is spotify briefing them to say? 😭 they’re all like 2cm from the screen “so uh thanks for supporting me i owe you um so much!” (not hozier y’all stay safe tho)

tf is pov: indie? does ANYONE remember what pov stands for…?

omg andy? he’s so excited to talk to me!

i’ve responded to the hozier scammer and he wants to know my “fun activities” what should i tell him?

i ordered rare beef pho as takeaway and the restaurant literally gave me a plastic bag of raw meat i am cackling

having the same user on everything is a little dangerous oops

the girl who said hozier was in melbourne is lying i’m calling it now

not a fan of david kushner in general but that era where he (christian content creator, christian singer/songwriter) was begging hozier (the take me to church guy™️, notorious critic of organised religion) to collab with him was an odd one

me when i copy hozier’s style and beg him to collab with me (while missing the point)

i never understood why everyone was so upset that through me wasn’t on the album. but i must say, it does mean i don’t listen to it nearly as much as it deserves, so maybe y’all had a point.

❤️❤️❤️❤️ will taking you up on that

I’m very happy to announce the news that 14 new shows have been added to the #UnrealUnearth tour! I can’t wait to see you there. Tickets for the newly added dates will go on sale on Friday, February 2nd at 12pm local time 🖤 livenation.com/artist/K8vZ917…

tempted to change my nickname for uni just for shits and gigs

is getting tickets even POSSIBLE?

hozier vs tiptoeing around my birthday with his release dates 🚨 16th, 18th come on man…

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

TONIGHT! Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel #ABC #Kimmel