Should someone tell her? Someone’s gotta tell her…

Are… are you trying to tell me it’s too expensive to die? #inflation

What in the unholy algorithm did I do to deserve my feed being filled with the #GOP nut job from GA filling my feed with every ranting thought that pops in her bobble head? #twitterverse send me cute animals and recipes to cook to cleanse me of *waves hands* THAT

I made a gyro spit and I’m slow roasting my dinner. #sundaydinner #Food

Pretty tasty. 4 cheese GF ravioli with shallots, garlic, parsley, butter and parm. Not too shabby for a 15 minute mea.l #glutenfree #dinnertime #MondayMotivation

From someone who dgaf about a special symbol, I’m curious: Is the idea of paying $8 for a blue checkmark ✅ pissing more people off who want to get it, or the ones who want to keep it? 🤔#ThursdayThoughts #bluecheckmark

My chicken stock is flipping me the bird 🐓 #dinnertime #Cooking #Foodie

Waiting for Twitter to implode feels like watching a firework that fizzled out lamely. Maybe nothing will happen, but you’re too wary to look too closely, then BANG 💥!! That’s when it explodes and the real shit show begins #Twittershutdown #TwitterTakeover

And here I was thinking that he was going to unveil his healthcare initiative that we’ve been waiting so patiently for… 🤡

I still like to go to the #post office. Anyone else?

Vox Populi, Vox Dei or whatever….

This is a crappy Christmas present. I’d like to return it please.

Always remember rule #2: Double tap

So… is someone gonna tell him?

Katie Porter is my new hero 🤣

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