mad respect to my newest follower who’s only here for one reason

Grammys? Didn’t even know there was music last year

I’ve always considered myself an LA 4.1

Can’t wait for “Book Therapy” with Amy Silverberg Thursday, Apr 8 at 7:00 PM PDT on Follow @Clubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/xnndKzza

a notary public HAS to have liability insurance but police don’t what the hell is that about I’ve never paper-cut a single client

Caitlyn Jenner announces she will be running over the next California Governor

still unclear to me what Fred Durst meant by cookie

pretending to work at a job you where you have nothing to do ... much harder than people give it credit for

silly how the government and I are playing hot potato with $2,000 💕

worst part of having AirPods? the lack of confidence that I’m putting them away right in their case

how much life is wasted looking for where tape starts

LA has a lot of problems and topping that list is Venice not having a Trader Joe’s

pedestrians will get mad at drivers & drivers will get mad at pedestrians but the real enemy is people on scooters

the best part of Pam & Tommy is knowing a penis got to do a table read

took me weeks to realize I was playing the wrong wordle

ironically, the more expensive your LA apartment is, the less neighbors you have who work

throw pillows are stuffed animals for adults

my favorite part of writing topical jokes is that by the time I’ve polished it, it’s always no longer relevant

my love language is rejection 💕

why would he buy Twitter when he could’ve bought Shein