Tell me it’s not your land without telling me it’s not your land.

money is obsessed with me. i get paid just for existing. cash literally chases me. i’m rich, i’m untouchable, i’m the prize. money finds me. money follows me. money wants me. i literally get paid to live my best life

How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend

your SPOUSE is the one who’ll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who’ll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you’re ever too sick to stand. this isn’t just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in

She tried to make it sound extra black because it was Obama's inauguration and ended up sounding a FOOL 😭 oh hips!

You still have time to delete this sister!

I am NOT Kehlani. Your clothes will be at the local Goodwill.

Gay boys generating boyfriends using grok… like okay now display any set of talents, perspectives, skills, or traits beyond physical appearance that would make you a desirable partner. You will be graded on a negative curve since you unfortunately already told us you’re a loser

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I'll pay for your whole life if I like you 😂😂

I get to see (and potentially get snowed in with) my man tomorrow. Excited is an understatement

This is now a Zara Larson Stan account btw. I’ve been changed for good. xx

Glad to see NeNe with her line sisters

You’re such a loser.

When did I get so emotional??? Esp when the emotion is not anger!

Frontal lobe must finally be completely developed because of the emotional vulnerability, my my newfound want to finally have children after being vehemently against my whole life🤷🏽‍♂️

If you talk to me after midnight it’s equivalent to feeding a gremlin or getting it wet. Shit stops making sense quickly!

12:01 on the first day of black history month

Durand Bernarr is a first time #GRAMMYs winner.

Talk to me talk to me, be the ponk I need need need … or whatever Olivia Dean said.