Genuinely, who is out there now for us to sign as Isak’s replacement? Sesko is the only name coming to mind for me, the striker market is dire atm. If Wissa comes in he’s got a huge weight to carry. #NUFC

Thankyou for giving me one of the best moments of my life, Isak. #NUFC

Realistically, we’ve got to go for Sesko. #NUFC

Find it surprising that we’re still insistent on trying to keep Isak. To me it should be straightforward, if they’re not fully invested and don’t want to be here, let them go. #NUFC

Anthony Elanga joining #NUFC

Yoane Wissa (an actual footballer) wants to join #NUFC

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My skipper. #NUFC

Sack absolutely everyone involved. Shambles. #NUFC

We letting anyone with a camera and microphone interview our captain now are we? Christ #NUFC

We are so lucky to have Howe man. Speaks so well all the time. #NUFC

He’s loving that “was, is and remains” line isn’t he? He was, is and remains insufferable

Have I just seen that Paqueta is available for £25m?? Newcastle United call West Ham immediately. #NUFC

Going to bed, wake me up in September. #NUFC

Enjoy your 34p mate because this is utter bs

One of my biggest pet peeves in football is when teams from the same league play each other in pre-season. We should be playing Basel or Celta Vigo right now

Any streams for the game? Cannot bring myself to pay to watch it #NUFC