U ever just start liking instagram stories but in the provocative way

Are any Amish available to build me a barn??

I learned what deliverables are and my life immediately started falling apart

Divorce by Kelela yes that’s right

Every person who’s stolen my sensitive information lowkey owes me a birthday present like I thought we were close???

Wearing a monochromatic pink outfit to the grocery store on a Sunday morning AMA

Oops just realized “I am becoming my father” on a Sunday night walk help I can’t swim

If you take an unsolicited picture of me I will stare directly into the lens. From there. You and your bloodline will have 9 days.

Looking at my new health benefits card the same way one would their firstborn son in Biblical times

And a special shout out to the chocolate bar I’m keeping in the front pouch of my overalls

Don’t make me beat you with my local theatre award

Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.

Katy Perry gf after Sophie Grégoire wife like the way this man and his father have always been the male slut representation my community needs 🫡

The slightly sexist implications of Gordon Ramsey calling only women “my darling” mean he’ll never call me, a 6 foot tall MAN that :(

You’ll never escape where you’re from doll. You can’t. It’s inside you.

There is ALWAYS time to queen out

That person you had an amazing rapport with in 2014 and haven’t spoken to in a decade is probably ur soulmate

When Conclave inevitably gets adapted into a hit stage play I will be there

Discovering a new fragrance at Sephora. You are born 1000 times and die 1000 more