a good barometer for alcoholism is how many times a week you fall asleep in jeans

Kill everyone #KillEveryone

When NFL players tackle each other, we should see juice come out. #ShowUsTheirJuice

egg roll, great vehicle for eating some cabbage

not allowed to listen to any songs about voyaging before bedtime because i get too riled up

fourth date this girl is about to find out the finite nature of my cool fall jacket supply

people have been saying really kind things about the new sweater i debuted this weekend

my handlers have been compromised and im going rouge

Just in time for Halloween, The Museum of Classic Chicago Television has uncovered ORSON WELLES AT THE MAGIC CASTLE, a 1978 TV special with Welles performing magic tricks. wellesnet.com/magic-castle/

Gustav Klimt, Apple Tree

broccoli breakfast #broccolibreakfast

urinating on roller skates, hell of a thing