How cleverly have they hide the word "anus" somewhere in the "Manuscript". I had this epiphany being a part of a literary group.

This Valentine’s Day were you hit by Cupid Sparrow

The world is a very dangerous place.. I was walking down the street and for no reason at all I punched a guy in the face. Be safe guys.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Diabetic sugar daddy: A frugal middle aged balding boyfriend.

If he writes a couple of poems he loves you but if he writes 300 poems he loves writing poems not you.

Zoo Manager: To be a zoo guide you need to be able to name all the animals Me: no problem •Later that day• Me: ...and that's Babloo he’s got hairy neck, Raju she’s got weird strips, and hanging upside down is Champu... and by the water lying down with mouth open wide is Rajesh

Today’s playlist - Jeepers Creepers - Ethal Waters Killing me softly - Frank Sinatra Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra Bang bang - Nancy Sinatra End of the world - Skeeter Davis Moon River - Audrey Hepburn (in her own voice) Love story - Andy Williams

Such a legend

Legend says when you can’t sleep it’s because you are awake in someone else’s dream. When I find out who you are I swear I am going to break your leg.

If you identify an UFO then it becomes a FO. Unless it’s landed then it’s just an O.

As a photographer people often ask me before buying what’s the difference between Nikon and Cannon? I tell them Cannon ke haath lambe hote hain. Hence good for selfie.

Very soon your dreams will have 30 seconds ads in between.

Don’t confuse me to be a leftist just because I am strongly against right wingers… I am just simple and ordinarily middle-fingerist.

Never hold in a fart . . . that's something an asshole would do

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.