WTI is a dick hair from $100. Trump “we just won again! It’s over so soon.” post incoming…

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire

Even Claude will call it Twitter not X which makes me happy

I’m now a vibe code believer. This is dope

Got to love a White House that is clear and honest. Really makes you feel confident and comfortable that you know where the future is heading!

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's list of demands for ceasefire with the United States • Compensation for wartime losses • Formal control of the Strait of Hormuz • No ballistic missile program limitations • Guarantees against future military action

Lmaoooooo I’m crying

Typical Israel ceasefire

HIP-4

On the scale of Fear vs. Optimism, feels like we’re at least 80%+ Optimism when it comes to oil prices rn. Seems a bit over zealous to me, but understandable that people would rather be sidelined than caught holding the bag if we get a full, real Trump TACO

The only thing I’ve believed from the White House in a long time. I mean who in the history of the world wants to talk with JD Vance

It’s literally impossible to know what’s going on right now. Anyone who thinks this is a feature not a bug with our government, I have some things to sell you

WNBA chicks fly me out to fuck

Before they patched it, this shit was soooo OP

Yes, who could have seen this coming

Ahhhh I thought shorting the US100 and longing oil would never work because it was the obvious consensus trade and the market always goes up ahhhhh

My least favorite microwave outcome is Plate Hotter Than Megan Fox in Hell. Food cold.

You’ll believe 9,000,000 homeless men with smart phones were paid $50 ($450M) to protest Trump across 50 different states because you saw a screenshot of a Facebook post, but won’t believe that Trump was involved with Epstein despite being mentioned 5,000 times

weekend WTI on hl and futures reopen only 5c apart CLK6 102.6 at 18:00 xyz:WTIOIL 102.65 at 17:59 mm are using HL weekend action to quote the CME reopen