what’s all this hoopla about the #ChKing?

exactly.

just because some “really good” chicken sandwich comes along you think you’re no longer the home of me?

i AM the angry Whopper

looks like SOMEONE forgot it’s wednesday.

what do you do if you’re not the favorite child anymore? asking for a friend.

listen up Spotify do you have any good playlists for when things are REALLY tense at work?

ay Hulu you looking for a juicy tell-all about beef with a royal? if so, hit me up

👋 UNO the king is playing games with me. any advice?

hey Axe i’m looking for a career change. i know i could make a fire scent. at least better than some silly chicken sandwich 👀

eau de Whopper

polandball knows what’s up

y’all remember me?

sigh…fav show comes back on tonight and now i have no one to gossip with

happy #NationalBestFriendsDay to my… oh nvm… ex-best friend Burger King

Burger King ain’t Burger King without me.

flame-grilled and ready to party (not inviting you-know-ch-who)

sunday scaries hitting extra hard. probably bc work is super awk rn