above & below

What did mice eat before the invention of cheese?

Wahhh my life is so hard because I'm super duper smart 😭 woe is me

Still can't believe this city confines all the autistic children to a single area

Just killed one bird with two stones

Got rly drunk today and gulped some seawater as I was thrashing around in the ocean

N-word? Ohh. I thought you were saying "in" word, like it's in-vogue or something

I've been trying to be retarded for a long time

That moment when the microplastics merge with your brain tissue and enhance your neuroplasticity

ghost gf with big supernaturals

Women are horny in a sort of crushing incomprehensible horrific way that understandably men shy away from even attempting to come to grips with. Cosmically horny, if you will.

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How come evolution never figured out how to do wheels?

Sólionath The answer is Eurasian Futurism and the advocation of wmaf

Us

Would you rather be the dumbest person on Earth or the gayest person on Earth?