Okay a choice was made here

Airlines when you decide not to buy travel insurance

When the bagger forgot to put something in your cart but you did self check out

Imagine trying to pass an algebra test last period and then immediately having to run against Chef Scott in the 800m 😂😂😂

It’s time. We’ve waited long enough. Nintendo of America please put the 2012 Hyundai Elantra in Mario Kart.

Are we positive dry cleaning places don’t just put clothes in like a household washer and dryer?

*racking my brain trying to figure out what a Virginia polo has to do with being a psychic*

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Stephen Higgins's electric performance in Fiddler on the Roof

Kid goes by Bill but it's short for Billiards

Big league chew for rabbits

Robots once they learn how to select all the squares that feature crosswalks.

Hugh Grant in Heretic

It’s a good thing Jesus existed or today’s date would be like December 14, 13827372828157

Uber drivers be chilling like I can’t see six different maintenance lights illuminated on their dash

People get upset about veal but not baby spinach????

Hey man me and the boys are gonna steal the moon this weekend if you’re interested all good if not

Me looking at the same plaid button down I've worn to the office once a week for the past 100 weeks

A Squid Game level that’s taking off a hoodie without knocking an AirPod out of either ear

My fault

How it feels when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”