I’m bad at explaining this, but I use drugs in a way that’s…..right wing

Thank you to the community noter for adding important context.

Man who actually believes "no human is illegal":

we are in hell

"Marine, what is that button on your armor?" "It says 'Mogged', sir" "And what is that you've got written on your helmet?" "'Born to Jestergoon', sir" "Jestergooning and mogging? Is that some kind of sick joke?" "I was trying to say something about the cortisol levels of

His denial of Serbian atrocities against Bosniaks and Kosovar-Albanians didn’t seem to trouble you at all though

I actually use AI the perfect amount. Anyone who uses it less than me is a hopeless Luddite destined for the underclass, anyone who uses it more than me is mindlessly degrading their literacy and erudition.

Spanish archaeologist Manuel Esteve posing with a Corinthian helmet he found back in 1938.

Moja głupia żona wywaliła się na łyżwach a ja jej nie pomogłem, bo jej nienawidzę

10 years of Stardew Valley thanks, everyone

Ayatollah after realising he should've enriched uranium instead of shit posting on Twitter.

Nothing ever happens bros, in 2026 alone: - Punch was abandoned - Clavicular was framemogged by the ASU frat leader - Punch was bullied - Alysa Liu - Punch made friends - Punch learned to walk while holding a stick - Ayatollah Khamenei was killed by Israel

This is what your coworkers are watching for several hours a day

Goyim mystified by Jewish ability to be careful with beverages so they don’t spill

GN