Happy endoscopy eve!! 🤣🙈😩

Not been allowed to eat anything since 3pm and I’m fucking starving!! 🤨🤷🏻‍♂️

Have two spare tickets available for tomorrow’s Homobloc - let me know if you want them!

Movi-prep is just vile tasting stuff! The movement’s not bad, but seriously, if you want people to take all of it, make it taste better! 🤮

Well, am here! Light’s, camera, action! 🤣🙈

Expelli-Starmers?! 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

Woo! Rip-off Britain’s back, baybee!! 🤣

Need a haircut, beard trim, maccies and relaxing weekend! 😩🙈

Hello to Gamer edition Sideswipe, or Sidewinder, as I’m calling him 😄 #Transformers

Hope everyone going to TFNation mini-con has an awesome time! 😄#Transformers #TFnation

Right, Siege Springer put on eboy ready to be replaced by the SS86 version, because fucking FOMO! Lol #Transformers

Guess who’s been in A&E since about half 6 this morning after slipping on ice right outside the flat?! 😬 bashed my head and possible cracked ribs on my back. Just had x-ray, so see what that shows. Morphine is proper helping! 😩

Ok, now it’s the right day I hope everyone going to mini-con has a great day! 🤣#Transformers #TFnation

With thanks to a mate, I’ve got a new shipmate, squirt! 😄😍#Transformers

“I hope this email finds you well.” How the email found me:

Me Christmas list: Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a good day, or as good as you can make it.

Not been posting on here much lately, so might be time to wrap it up on here. See how I feel over the weekend. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Seriously Royal Mail is my parcel being delivered today or not?!? 🤨 and address was perfectly accessible yesterday, they just didn’t bother. Getting ridiculous now!!

Wondering if Mathew Eggleston saw this?! 😜🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️