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Me 5 minutes after saying goodnight

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him

Happy pride month

AT LONG LAST! I FINALLY BEAT DARK SOULS 2 WITH A SAXOPHONE WITHOUT TAKING A SINGLE HIT FROM ANY ENEMY/TRAP THE WORLD'S 1ST SAX-CONTROLLED NO HIT RUN OF DS2 HAS BEEN DOOTED! Only the original Dark Souls remains before I can say I've beaten the entire DS Trilogy hitless w/ a sax

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Baseball fact: You are going to get what you deserve

doing petplay with deer girlfriend. i just hit her with my car going 55 on a country backroad

The 2000's really are back! New Fantastic Four movie New Superman movie Final Destination sequel Unilaterally bombing Iran 28 Days Later sequel

> go to lesbian birthday party at an island beach club > hot lesbian offers you a hit of her DMT vape > you think she’s joking > hit the vape > it’s DMT > you’re tripping on DMT > everyone looks like those fractal posters > someone says “We dropped 3 bombs on Iran. We’re at war.”

Flying rat! 😄🩷