If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons

If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china

How it should be: M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

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I hate smart ass teachers.Me: Can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: I don't know, can you?Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.

Bored? Simply send a text message To a random number saying: "I'm Pregnant"

I don’t have an attitude problem. If you have a problem with my attitude, that’s your problem, not mine.

When you have homework to do.. Before: Take out pen and start doing. Now: let me tweet about it first! *Tweet: Gonna do homework now*

i believe in hate at first sight

Turtleneck so high can't see my haters

Money can't buy you happiness.. But I much rather cry in a mansion. ¯\(ツ)/¯

RT If you are Ready for the Holidays!

Miley Cyrus? more like Molly Cyrus.

Me being rude: Shut the f*ck up. Me being polite: Please shut the f*ck up.

I swear the last 1% of battery lasts longer than the other 99%

FUCK HOME SCHOOL, FUCK REGULAR SCHOOL, FUCK MY SCHOOL, FUCK YO SCHOOL, FUCK DOG SCHOOL, FUCK MRS. PUFF BOATING SHCOOL, FUCK SCHOOL.

Chief keef is still outside the VMA's pushing the door that says pull

I'm not always Rude. Sometimes I'm sleeping...

RT if you start school tomorrow. Fav If you want one more week of summer.

IMAGINE: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and when you answer... someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up.