just wish the conspiracy pod in Godzilla vs Kong was called KaijuAnon

best shot a Jalen ever hit. stupefying

Stupidass oldass dumbass Ronald Reagan couldn’t even make the best ape run amok movie. My man Jason Alexander laps him several times without breaking a sweat in “Dunston Checks In” of course

rusted root guy: i would like to hold my little hand. wubbity-say, wubbity-ah me: please would you stop

listening to ludacris “coming 2 america” and tryin to figure out how they made this guy the “erm according to my calculations” guy of the fast & furious movies

i would say we’re 5-10 years from some type of baby crossover event movie. the boss baby, baby sinclair, baby huey, eraserhead baby, they’ll all be there

i can’t remember if Tom ever found out what’s in a diablo sandwich

Mr. B Natural, 1956. Jean Seberg, 1960. It’s time to ask who is the REAL style icon of the french new wave.

i’m an epic sriracha guy but for chili crisp

sad that we as a society seem to have permanently lost the time to listen to dvd commentary tracks

voyager goes right into veridis quo, how nice is that

we’re gonna get some kinda ‘fuck it, shrek meets the minions’ movie one day i hope

*lebron kid voice* dennis lehane

i’m not walking around high as hell all the time i’m just always about to cry ok?

the rage in homer’s voice when he says “ray bolger is looking out for ray bolger.” one of the great random lines that stays with you

Every SNL should just be a 90-minute “Secret Honor” with James Austin Johnson’s Don

Coroner munchkin, you are never out of my head for more than a week or so

if someone uses AI to make the beatles’ “fishy playground” a reality i guess i’d be ok with that

ah shit i wasted my summer praying in vain for a savior to rise from these streets

fooling friends, family and the authorities with an elaborate tom ripley ruse to hide the truth that i’m always just going to the movies by myself