Thank I can’t see Basil’s Brush…🤮🤮🤮🤮

Liverpool airport……

Come on lads, we’ve all been there: Sam Tarry awakens from his freebie stay in Lord Alli’s New York apartment. The heady alcohol still clouding his brain and he is confronted by Angela asking, “did yer mean what you said last night chuck?”

That’s a proper English. No mushrooms, no black pudding. Quality 👍

Unless you’re Lord Alli of course. Because your presents are your key to power…

No good ever came out of inbreeding.

😂😂😂😂👇👇

Office day in Clacton.

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John Suchet How's that carbon footprint of yours doing?

I bloody hate that my pal had to go through this, but the worst thing is that she wasn’t an isolated case. There are multitudes of victims still suffering because of the butcher #Eljamel & NHS Tayside have their suffering & blood on their hands. Shame on them.🤬 #EljamelInquiry

Do you suppose Eric’s single ladies?

How can anyone choose from so many fabulous tracks?

This is a perfect start to the day, although I didn’t like the bull having his tail pulled TBF

Is Niall keeping warm in his bio picture by staring at his mates Willy! #HotFlushesAreForLadies

Away in a manger?

Is there an address to write to Twitter/x appeals?

Man loses record breaking 40 lb baseball cap after night out on the piss….

To celebrate the humour that was offensive to so many, I hear Donald has bought a “Godley Is A Corpse” golfing jumper…

Take a few years off of him. Put a pair of shades on him. Coralie . Is this the gay biker in village people?