There’s a little piece of me inside you, by way of my Joker Venom. That sort of makes us family.

He shot my knee! I may never...oh...like your daughter! I get it! Good one Commissioner!

This is a violation of my civil rights! A man should be able to slaughter in peace!

Sleek, black, power, baby, I could ride that Cadillac all night long

If I wasn't already, I think this kid could actually drive me crazy...

So this little virtual-voodoo satellite turns my wonderful thoughts into reality? I think, therefore they suffer?... It's kinky! I like it!

Good grief... I'm becoming the straight man in the act

As I surmised. You're not the same Robin. The new costume is trés chic. A bit of a runt, aren't we? Kicked out the nest too soon?

Jingle bells, Robin smells. Batman's gone away. It'll be a Merry Christmas, 'cause the Joker's here to stay!

Whoa. Well...mommy always said...I was a little crazy!!

After all these years of mentally fencing with the Batman, dealing with a muscle-bound clod like Superman is like taking a vacation!

The likes of us working for a guy called Superman?! What an outrageous joke!

It was you all right! I remember the taste of my blood! You always make me taste my blood!

C'mon-c'mon, I want you to do it, I wanchatdodoit. Hit me, HIT ME!

Any man can have one really bad day and end up just like me.

Life's a bowl of cherries and this is the pits

Aren't I just good enough to eat?

April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!

Over!? Why my dear, delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun.

Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, Right.