Going to see 'Air,' the movie about Nike trying to sign Michael Jordan. Please, NO ONE SPOIL THE ENDING FOR ME

Richard Gere gasps at his computer and does matching, open jawed double take with his pet Gerbil.

How can anyone enjoy Star Wars Day when we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us?! Everyday? I worry all day. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

Curious, James Gunn if you can share any alternate songs you tried to use for scenes in #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3 or any of your films that it pained you to change, but it just didn't fit the way you thought it did on page?

NEWS: Men showing an increase in toxic masculinity due to bad faith influences ME: (Practically sobbing after reading headline: "T-Rex Statue featured in Pee Wee's Big Adventure dressed in Grey Suit, Red Bowtie in Tribute") #PeeWeeHerman

On a 1st date? Play "I Need a Hero" from Bonnie Tyler on your phone. Ask what movie it's from. If she says "Footloose" She's older than she says. If she says Shrek 2, she's younger than she says. If she says "Okay, here's Anti-Hero on Spotify," she's Alexa.

Is the new Paw Patrol movie getting a 90mm IMAX release or was Nicole Kidman lying to us about finding magic at the movies? #pawpatrol #AMC #nicolekidman

I have a feeling Cruella De Ville moved into our neighborhood...

Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) has passed away. Naturally this means she will still run for re-election for 2024. #DianneFeinstein #RIP

The movie Labyrinth is back in theaters today and tomorrow, and it's exciting to know a whole new generation of kids can also experience the trauma of David Bowie's lack of a cod piece on the big screen. #JusticeForHoggle

If the Prosecutor doesn't close his argument to the court with "In closing your honor, we believe without a reasonable doubt that the accused P. Did it" then what are we even doing here? #pdiddy #puffdaddy

"And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive The smallest man who ever lived..." #tpt Taylor Swift Anthony Carmen #TaylorSwift #torturedpoetsdepartment

Regardless of what generation you're from I really don't think there is a warmer blanket than the song "I Melt With You" by modern English.

LAW AND ORDER #felonTrump

Did Drizzy cover 'Hey There Delilah' cause he thought the band was named 'Plain White Teens?' #drake #bbldrizzy

I would be a big help, Melinda's Hot Sauce if you can start paying my employee, Tyler as he spends most of his day CONSTANTLY talking about how much he loves your hot sauce. #itsaproblem #gettoworkplease #freeadvertising

Walz with social Media Team: "So when you're called "Father" on the trail after they call Kamala "Mother," do NOT correct them. Just smile and say "Slay." Walz: "Like Santa?" "Scratch that. Just say "No Cap" CAN SOMEONE QUEUE UP THE CHARLIE XCX ALBUM PLEASE? #KamalaHarris2024

For something that's called 'Mouth Tape' there are way too many of you that won't shut up about it.

To all my teacher friends of 3rd grade and below who had to squat for pictures at awards ceremonies: R.I.P. to your legs and glutes you're all in my thoughts. 😔✊

IT HAPPENED. Rod Stewart announces 'It Had to be You' Rod's Version