I’m sorry but a case about freedom of speech named “Tickle vs Giggle” is the GAYEST shit I’ve ever seen

My mom: Please act normal. Me at the next family event:

That’s just great. Now someone is going to throw a USED dildo on the court.

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Whenever I doubt this kind of thing is sinister I ask myself, “if you had Bill Gates money, would YOU be concerned with coating everyone’s food in weird chemicals?” That usually clears that up for me.

The older I get, the more I realize that anxiety feeds on idleness. You’re anxious because you’re not doing anything. When you take action, you starve anxiety of the oxygen it needs to survive. The answer is found in the action.

In light of the recent NCAA investigation, HANG THE BANNER

I didn’t realize “pussy” was a language, but he sure translated “I didn’t go to a D1 school that ever won shit so I don’t care about College Football Saturdays” pretty fluently.

I don’t know why this needs to be said but if there’s a chance 8-4 teams can make the playoffs, the playoffs have expanded way too far

I am tired already…

I have an easier time understanding $FARTCOIN having a $5B Marketcap than I do with Reddit being $228 per share

And another crypto hooker and criminal scam supporter crushed 😂 Thanks for the entertainment, S (aka Sam from Evergrow)

No one willing to buy and trade shitcoins is waiting for the asset to list on coinbase anymore. Phantom and Moonshot changed the game forever. Big CEX listings like Binance and Coinbase are just new easy ways to off-ramp. /end rant.

Look at all you dumbass bears, getting rekt again.

Why are live-streamers who have an audience of max 50 people watching more valuable in this space than Creators who post a video that gets thousands of views in 24-48 hours?

BREAKING: we have found the identity of the FIRST buyer of $YZY It’s the same trader who made $100M on $TRUMP Expert sniper or insider? 🧵

MFs will also be defending their bags of the most DogShit tokens possible like it's the next DOGE. Calm down kids.

It's ETHmas!

They own IP for Star Wars and Marvel each with 9:1 male to female character counts but can’t figure this out?