|| Love the reference, this is too funny.

"I see the boys are missing me again."

The click of my heels sound off in rapid succession as I make my way upstairs and into 𝔻. 𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖's room. Stepping over to the window that was heavily draped in velvet curtains, promptly snatching them open, exposing the sun. "Rise & Shine, cupcake."

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"Good evening to everyone. . . 𝑒𝓍𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 that insufferable sack of swine, Klaus Mikaelson [FAKE/PARODY/RP]."

"What's wrong, Salvatore. So many mediocre ideas. . . so little time?"

Elijah and Elena. Guess he's seeing how the vanilla half lives. ". . . and he wants to criticize my choice of toys."

"You tell 'em, 𝒮𝓊𝓏𝒾𝑒 𝒮𝓊𝓃𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒"

"𝑀𝓂𝓂. . . 𝓢𝓹𝓲𝓬𝔂. I like it." Motions my hand for him to keep going.

". . . and all without ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩 freezing over. Impressive."

"Good evening to everyone. . . except that backstabbing, suit wearing, vanilla loving, son of a witch, Elijah Mikaelson."

I'm going to be sick. . .

"I'll bring the wine."

Take notes. . .

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ————𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋. ♡ 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗳 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 or without 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁. ↻ 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱. ⠀ &. 𝗱𝗺’𝘀 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴.