Twas the night before driving, when all through the house, Not a Tesla was stirring, not even a mouse; The chargers were plugged in the garage with care, In hopes that new updates soon would be there; With a hum from the motor, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment, my ride was

I couldn’t RESIST posting this truck light that resembles omega. IYKYK.

Never underestimate the human capacity to play mental gymnastics to try and rationalize something stupid.

Lunar eclipse over Florida 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌴🌒🌓🌓🌔

'4000 weeks' is by far the most insane framing for how short life is.

Ghibli is over, muppets are now.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. I will find you." Not cool whoever messed with our power rings. Happy April Fools Day #CedarPark!

Meta & Green are going at it

This fundamental question changed the course of my life 13 years ago.

$TSLA a timely reminder that since 2010 Tesla has generated $15.5bn of FCF of which $16.5bn from regulatory ZEV credits and IRA Battery Manufacturing Credits. Core FCF is negative $1bn. $7,500 EV subsidy does not go to $TSLA but removing it means much fewer cars sold in the US.

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This might be one of the best books I’ve read in the last couple of years. Super excited for the movie.

This is how Maye Musk feels after seeing Elon publish Ani on Grok.

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.Tucker Carlson is now platforming a convicted corporate stock market fraudster.

Business idea - A gym that only charges when you dont go.

Incredible when you consider September is the most notorious month for drawdowns.

The $VIX is now in the "batting singles" zone.... aka known as the manage risk and sit tight zone. $SPY $SPX