Sorry I have been offline for a while. No one knows wtf I'm talking about. I'm borderline incomprehensible. I mean I'm still incomprehensible here as well, but at least someone likes my post

I got really into doing a voice where I whistle my s's and I did it too hard on a hike and broke a vocal cord and got sick for at least 3 days

My favourite coffee shop in town is dogshit. He is so unbearably slow. Every time you ask for something he's bewildered. Between each task like grinding or steaming milk he respawns, assumes a default pose and resumes. But he's really nice so I'll still keep drinking that garbage

optimizing drag coefficients to make the most aerodynamic rat

Soccer should have points like the afl, and there should be two children acting as sub-goalies

guy who takes an anti-woke turn because he wasn't allowed to dangle his legs off puffing billy

sure what the hell

sorry I'm still stuck on wayne cheeseman

there was an unspecified time.in my life where I got bill clinton and George clinton confused and I think it's cause of the saxophone